El Sexorcisto Z! by Yuli Ban

Author:Yuli Ban [Ban, Yuli]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: UNKNOWN
Published: 2018-10-31T00:00:00+00:00

A Jazzy Death Dance

“You can’t be serious right now!” I screamed. I jumped for the ray gun, but bullets popped off against the curb to keep me away. The sheer intensity of the rainfall made it too difficult to keep my eyes open, and the winds picked up extraordinarily.

I checked my inventory just to see if I had anything that could help, and at that point I must have been legally insane. Maria also had no help to give. When I remembered the RPG, I also immediately remembered that Olga snatched it up at the first opportunity. As for the sniper rifle, I couldn’t find it in the thick rain. All I had were my naked stats— and outside of my increased strength and borderline-leveled Shoryuken, there was nothing immediately useful. If we wanted to survive this encounter, we had to run.

The distinctive rat-tat-tat rapid chop of the Tommy gun overpowered the waterfall of a cloud burst, and I could even see the flash of the muzzle. Within seconds, my vision went red as I felt a massive pressure in my chest. I sucked in and felt my ribs— though they had healed from earlier, a round shattered one of the bones and left behind mucusy blood oozing from a massive wound.

“This is bullshit,” I shouted. “I’m supposed to be overpowered!” I staggered away from the half-melted tree, keeping an eye on exactly where my ray gun had fallen as I silently cursed Tatiana for playing the role of badass. Dammit, that was my job. She had no right to bogart my roles in my own story. And it was my continued inability to be assertive that kept causing these messes. I didn’t tell Ana that I wanted to hunt Colonel Doof before I went with her to Johnic and Dr. Shotgonavan— the latter of whom we never had the chance to meet. That was what led us to this point in the first place. If I didn’t learn how to man up and make my own trail to follow, that bullet in my chest would have only been the first of many.

I was already tired of questioning the game. Like Hell I was going to let the game win.

Brother Dowdy or whatever the fuck his name was, he took a moment to reload. This was just enough time for the light to turn green and bring on a new stream of cars— my chance to grab my gun.

Maria called out my name, and I figured that she was calling from near one of the cars parked along the sidewalk. However, those were quite a ways away from where we were, and it definitely sounded as such. Once I got my ray gun, I loaded it up to fire and popped off three rounded. Each struck the side of an eighteen-wheeler, eating away at its total health until it was ready to explode. Though that was an accident, I thought of how I could use it to my advantage.

“Hey, Brother Doody, you ignoramus by the diner!” I wasn’t a maestro at insults yet.

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